The Spankmachine

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2007-11-24T21:06:00.001-08:00

Saw this sad little grafitti guy near my work

The Middle School List

2007-11-21T07:41:00.000-08:00

Ok, here is part two of the lists blog. If I had written down a list between around 1989 to 1994, this would be who was on it. Normally, this would be a list of 20 names, but, I could only do 15 this time around. It was a long time ago, but if I remember more I will add them later.

1. Joey Mcintyre

He was my very favorite New Kid!

2. Jean Claude Van Damme

Nobody fights better in khaki pants

3. Garth Brooks

This one I can't explain. While searching for a photo of him
I did notice there are a lot of Garth Brooks impersonators.
I didn't realize there was a big calling for fake Garth Brooks
to show up at your party and act crazy.

4. Andrew Keegan

First off, I apologize for the small size of this photo, I
know some people who might read this (Phil)
would prefer to see the bare chest of a young boy a little closer up.
Andrew Keegan was in a little movie called Camp Nowhere.
I had this exact creepy poster on my wall at home.

5. Brad Renfro

I liked him then and I like him in movies now.
Current Brad Renfro is too crazy to go
on the other list though.

6. Edward Furlong
7. Keanu Reeves
8. Elijah Wood
9.Joshua Jackson
10. Sebastian Bach

The best hair and awesome voice

11. Sean O'Neal
12.Gary Barlow
13. Ulf Gunnar Ekberg (Ace of Base)
14. David Lascher
15. Scott Wolf

I think the photo says it all

The List

2007-11-19T10:22:00.000-08:00

So my friends and I all have lists of celebrity crushes. I thought I would post mine along with a new list of people I liked when I was in middle school. Hopefully my taste has gotten a little better.

1. Mark Wahlberg

He is gorgeous, and has somehow built a successful
acting career, even after his Marky Mark debacle.

2. Christian Bale

I must say it was a difficult decision to put Christian Bale second on the list.
He has been number one for a while, but, he goes to extremes in his movies
which means he might be a little crazy, and I think he is probably
20 times smarter than me, so it would never work out.

3. Jensen Ackles

One of the stars of my favorite TV show, Supernatural.

4. Seth Rogen

I first saw him in Freaks and Geeks.
He was and is still hilarious.
(although his SNL was terrible)

5. Forrest Griffin

A great MMA fighter, he seems to be extremely intelligent and funny

6.The Rock
7.Michael Bisping
8.Heath Ledger
9.Chris Noth
10.Roger Huerta

Normally I am completely against any tribal or
barbed wire sort of tattoos, but they work for him.

11.Joe Riggs
12.Andrei Arlovski
13.Matt Damon
14.Jet Li
15.Jeremy Sisto

I liked his show kidnapped, so he makes the list even though
he did try to date rape Alicia Silverstone in Clueless.

16.Christopher Meloni AKA "Freakshow"
17.Rob McElhenney
18.Cillian Murphy
19.Liam Neeson
20.Jake Gyllenhall

2007-11-17T16:53:00.000-08:00

Delicious! My Grandparents are in town and they made delicious fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and green beans. One of my favorite meals as a kid and it was awesome. I should have taken this photo before the chicken had been devoured.

2007-11-15T11:26:00.001-08:00

Napoleon?

2007-11-14T13:12:00.000-08:00

The First Post of My Most Prestigious Blog

2007-11-13T11:07:00.000-08:00

Hey y'all. So here it is, my very first blog post. Not sure what all will be written here. Probably a bunch about my family and friends, rants about work, pictures and instructions for the crafts I work on, things that I find hilarious, and most definitely posts about Phil pooping his pants. So, we'll see how it goes I guess. If the writing is too boring I'll put games and videos up too that way no one is bored. So basically, in summation, this will probably be the best blog you have ever read.